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FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE (OR SEVERE DISTORTIONS THEREOF)
Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the St. Louis market:
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Holiday Humor!
LETTER TO SANTA
Dear Santa,
Please send me a baby brother.
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