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It's a Thinker! The Economy is sooooooooo bad...

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  The Economy is sooooooooooo bad that...


  Yesterday, I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.


  It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

  The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

  The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

  The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask them if they meant you or them.

  The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

  The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

  The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

  The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.


  The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.


  And finally...Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.  Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!